Man: God, how long is a million years?
God: To me, it's about a minute.
Man: God, how much is a million dollars?
God: To me it's a penny.
Man: God, may I have a penny?
God: Wait a minute.
人:上帝,一百萬(wàn)年有多長(zhǎng)?
上帝:對(duì)我來(lái)說(shuō)就是一分鐘。
人:上帝,一百萬(wàn)是多少錢?
上帝:對(duì)我來(lái)說(shuō)就是一分錢。
人:上帝,可以給我一分錢嗎?
上帝:等一分鐘。
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