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In a cinema during a performance one of the audience goes out into the foyer. A few minutes later he returns and asks the man sitting at the head of the row: "Excuse me, was it your foot I stepped on when I was going out a moment ago?" "Yes, but it doesn't really matter. It didn't hurt at all." "Oh no, it isn't that. I only want to make sure that this is my row."

 

 

 

 

 

在一家電影院里,一名觀眾在演出期間走到休息室去了。幾分鐘后,他回到那排位子,并問(wèn)坐在首位的那位男士:"對(duì)不起,請(qǐng)問(wèn)我剛才出去的時(shí)候是踩著你的腳嗎?""是的,不過(guò)沒(méi)什么關(guān)系,一點(diǎn)也不疼。""噢,不,我不是這個(gè)意思。我只是想確認(rèn)一下這是不是我的那排位子。"

 

 

 

 

 

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